My doctor’s saving money – for the good old NHS
He’s installed a robot that’s - giving more for less
You can get a health check – if you know where to press
Roberta is the robot helping patients in distress
But I think she worked for BBC
On the shipping forecasts – for when she checked out me she said
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North Utsire, South Utsire, Shannon, German Bight
Liver seems all right – how’s your appetite?
Cromarty turning vomity – better take this pill
Biscay and a cup of tea and you’ll feel like Portland Bill
Next time you feel queasy – don’t forget to call
I make health checks easy and I charge you sweet Rockall
My doctor found me quaking – shaking in distress
With his new addition to – our old NHS
“Gracious poor Ignatius – oh you look all at sea”
I pointed at the robot and I pressed the ‘Enter’ key
Robot stared like evil eyed Rasputin
Spoke like Long John Silver played by actor Robert Newton
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As I lay in my hammock - heard the ocean roar
Cold precipitation seeped - out through every pore
Health care innovation – whatever can be next
Some DIY vasectomy or surgery by text?
IQuack for the iPhone – doctors on the dole
Choice of voice from robot Joyce – Charlie Drake or Cheryl Cole
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