Pizzazz your charismo - plug in the gizmo
Sweeping the world and the nation
Be hip and groovy while you’re on the movee
With satellite navigation
Throw out your road map! Who wants that old crap?
Whether you’re rich or you’re brassic
Ride on the wild side make sat your new guide
Drive like a hypnotised wasik
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Sat nav sat nav-this season’s must have
Use it on road sea or choo choo
Meet friendly faces in faraway spaces
In places you don’t want to go to
I met a yeti all sweaty and fretty outside a netty near Asda
Lost and confused and completely bemused
Driving a little red Mazda
Cause of distress was his GPS
What a mess I’m telling you
Punched in his postcode
Put it in search mode
Said, “No-can-do Kathmandu
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Old Marco Polo could navigate solo
Dressed in more fur than a lama
Drake and old Raleigh would shilly-shally
Vasco De Gama much calmer
Dressed in their gaiters these cool navigators
Used just a chart and some tweezers
Just goes to show a long time ago
There were some git clever geezers
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Weaker & weaker by Lake Tanganyika
Livingstone’s outlook got bleaker
Started from Hexham - drove via Wrexham
Now he was right up the creeker
Up stepped Mort Stanley - macho and manly
Into the tent went his neck-o
“Evening,” he said, “ thought you were dead
Fancy a glass of Prosecco?”
Make life exciting by hiking or biking
Or striking a Viking called Eric
Hang-glide the Eiger or ride a tiger
Dressed as a cleric from Berwick
Sat Nav’s the thing that will bring you a zing
Use it for your occupation
Like Nitty Nora the school nit explorer
Who now uses nit navigation
