Metro Ken announces information for the trains
Metro Ken pronounces and he carefully explains
Why the train you’re waiting for will not arrive on time
On the Tyne-Wear Nexus Metro Line
Metro Ken will reassure each anxious beating heart
Metro Ken helps you endure each journey from the start
Cool calm and collected in his dulcet northern tones
Metro Ken to travellers intones
Chorus:
Hi – this is Metro Ken here – with some important information
No trains are running between Haymarket – airport – and Four Lane Ends – until Saturday – the 31st of August
Don’t worry – frequent bus replacement services are running – including - an express bus to the airport
For more information speak to staff – or visit Nexus.org.uk
Nelson bold a-dying lay wrapped up Hardy’s arms
On his coat a vast array of sailors lucky charms
How now fares my Traf-al-gar – how fares my gallant men?
Is there any news from Metro Ken?
Boy stood on the burning deck whence all but he had fled
Blood and guts up to his neck from all the martyred dead
He’d survived the canons roar and conflict’s icy blast
Then he heard the tannoy on the mast
Hi – this is metro Ken here – with some important information
Have you had an accident at work?
Have you ever been sold PPI Insurance?
Did you know that there was a kakazi pilot who flew 37 missions? - he was a cowardly kamikazi pilot
Did you know that some people pay death duties on their jokes?
Don’t worry – a frequent truss replacement services is available – including an express truss to the airport
For more information speak to staff – or visit Nexus.org.uk
Finish:
Metro Ken - prince of men - friend of yours and mine
Hero of the Nexus Metro line
