Those who are discerning and have great respect for learning
Know the secret I will now relate
Wise folk through the ages and the cultivated sages
All reached this conclusion by debate
Life has got its wonders and its cock-ups and its blunders
Ups and downs that drive you round the bend
But one fact is crystal that from John O’Groats to Bristol
That it sll comes down to physics in the end
Chorus:
It all comes dow to physics in the end
It all comes down to physicvs my dear fried
Tucking into turkey or just chewing on beef jerk
it all comes down to physics in the end
Guillotines may frighten and may cause your throat to tighten
But in fact they really are humane
There’s no nervous flinches when that pressure per square inches
Quickly kills the source of all your pain
Gallic engineering had revolting peasants cheering
Watching giant razor blades descend
In the revolution the were a smart solution
And it all came down to physics in the end
Chorus:
It all comes down to physics in the end
It comes down to physics my dear friend
Taylor said to Burton, “When you do that draw the curtain”
It all comes down to physics in the end”
Bet you all a fiver if you are a thin skydiver
You’ve had lots of trouble in descent
Leave the plane in Leicester and you could end up in Chester
Maybe make a dreadful dent in Kent
Follow Isaac Newton for he’s cooler than Rasputin
You will float like leaves blown on the breeze
Newton’s observation - to achieve your set location
Was to strap two heavy sandbags to your knees
Chorus:
Well it all comes down to physics in the end
It comes down to physics my dear friend
Pigeons all in flighty or wind up grandma’s nightie
It all comes down to physics in the end”
Big cheese Archimedes did a naked Grecian striptease
Day he solved a problem in his bath
Shouted out, “Eureka” and became the world’s first streaker
Sprinting naked by a Starbuck’s café
Last of all I’ll mention maybe bring to your attention
Thermos flasks that keep things cold or hot
They don’t need instruction they just make their own deduction
Well I think that’s ruddy awesome eh? Wot -wot?
Chorus:
Well it all comes down to physics in the end
It comes down to physics my dear friend
When flies hit your windscreen - you will hear a fly scream
It all comes down to physics in the end”
Ending:
My good friend Edgar Briggs - died eating 50 figs
He said, “It all comes down to physics in the end!”
