When royalty comes to town – nobody wears a frown
On the street like sheep will bleat – loyal citizens of the crown
Trill, Bill & coo like budgies will do – town is infested with red, white & blue
Dogs get arrested for trying to poo – when royalty comes to town.
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When royalty comes to town – when royalty comes to town
We stand in the rain & never complain when royalty comes to town
We may be starving & unemployed but give us a flag and we’re overjoyed
God knows why and Sigmund Freud –when royalty comes to town
God knows why we’re overjoyed
I’m part of the cheering class - waving away en masse
Bursting with pride as any bride - as I watch the royals pass
They have the knack of unveiling a plaque – with nobs at the front and the plebs at the back
Nobs give al grunt and the plebs give a quack – when royalty comes to town
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Well fiddle-dee-di-dah -dee-dee – life of the pleb for me
Stand in the rain and never complain – I love my royalty
They cut a ribbon with grace & aplomb - I grin like a gibbon as part of the throng
Who cares what it costs though it costs us a bomb – when royalty comes to town
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